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Today’s blog is a guest post of sorts, featuring more of the things my husband says. I hope you laugh as much as I did!
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Yesterday, my husband entered the last year of his 20s. Awww. 😍 He is my best friend and my favorite person. He also makes me laugh on the regular. Last year, I shared a special post in his honor, Things My Husband Says, so I’m bringing it back this year with (More) Things My Husband Says.
More Things My Husband Says
On Money
So have you made any money from your blog yet? (He’s asked me this many times in the last few years)
Him: That money will cover about 7/16 of my shocks.
Me: Why can’t you just say almost half?
Related: An Updated Day in the Life {Summer 2018}
On Hair (Usually Mine)
Him: Are you going to wash your hair today?
Me: I don’t know.
Him: Remember, we have a date today. You’re going out in the world!
Will you love me when I’m bald? I’ll be bald in about 3-7 years.
Are you going to wash your hair today? I can almost see myself in it.
On Television & Movies
Oh, are you watching That Is Them? (Also known as This Is Us)
I’m not watching that! (In reference to Real Housewives)
This is my life forever isn’t it? (Watching me get excited over the new Dumbo and Mary Poppins previews)
Related: Lessons in Marriage: Two Years Later
Random Funnies
You didn’t put near all the funny things I say on here! (In reference to part one)
Get out of here, pigeon! Ugh! Sky rats…
Randomly plays Die Antword songs on YouTube to send me into a freakout. I’ll spare you the bleeding ears. If you’re curious, look them up!
I need new shoes. I have Haglund’s Deformity. I just googled it.
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