Today’s blog is a guest post of sorts, featuring some of the many things my husband says. I hope you laugh as much as I did!
Today is a special day — it’s my husband’s birthday! In honor of his special day, I’m sharing some of the silly things he says. He sings goofy songs, he makes up words, and I have no doubts that one day he’ll tell our kids, “Pull my finger.” He’s always making me (and everyone else!) laugh, so to be honest, I’ve had this draft running since just a few days after the launch of the blog.
I’ve known Mr. Cheese (as he’s known to my students) for most of my life. Throughout the years he’s become my very best friend, my comic relief, and the missing piece to my puzzle. I knew when I was 17 that we would end up together and I’m so glad we did! I thank God for my sweet husband everyday and, of course, wish him the happiest of birthdays.
Things My Husband Says
On life:
Well, you are 30. (Because he’s always reminding me that I’m 10 months older. He’s been saying this for years, and by the way, I’m only 28!)
Why are you walking in the alley without shoes on? What if a crackhead were back here and he dropped a dirty needle and you got HIV?
Me: I took a quiz today to see what Hogwarts house I would be in and I’m a Hufflepuff.
Him: I don’t even know what that means.
I’ve seen a lot of different Walmart’s! (When discussing the cross-country traveling he does for work)
Him: What is a beret?
Me: It’s a hat, like the French wear, kind of on the side of your head.
Him: Oh, I thought it was like a clip girls put in their hair.
Me: No, that’s a barrette.
Related: ONE YEAR LATER
On food:
Is this tofu? (With a distrustful side-eye glare — he’s meat and potatoes all the way!)
What are you getting at the grocery store? You have to feed me through the weekend!
*Formerly hated hummus. He now loves hummus and eats all the hummus before I can get any.*
Me: Do you have any grocery requests?
Him: SNACKS!
On hair (specifically mine):
You’ve been straightening your hair a lot lately. (Followed by a grimace)
Oh, your hair is straight!
Are you going to wash your hair today? (He’s not a fan of dry shampoo)
You curled your hair today! (Follow by a smile)
Related: 2016 In Review
And one random outlier:
Him: Are you wearing makeup?
Me: No.
Him: Oh, I saw you washing your face but you look the same so I couldn’t tell.
Happy birthday, Husband! Enjoy your special day. <3
I literally lol at that last makeup comment (and i’m at work..lol).
I’ve actually been keeping a list of “stupid stuff” my husband says for a while now but not sure much of it will be appropriate to share on the blog..lol. My most recent favorite is from our most recent trip to disney when there were some drivers in front of us not following the rules and he says “I hope the Mickey Police pull them over”.
I love it!! You should definitely post that. PTL for husbands who keep us laughing!